年会被部门推荐去参加公司诗朗诵

作为男一号，江浙沪地区人，普通话不是特别标准，翘舌音后鼻音不分。内心忐忑，不知道有没有高人指点一下？到时候下面坐着的都是大boss iOS fly ~

可以背诵 小学的古诗

来一首英文诗歌

直接方言朗诵啊 iOS fly ~

你们部门没人了？

这节目得多无聊, 高深的听不懂, 浅显的大家都会

学香港那个,表演颜艺…

回复7#godgunhand

关键是题目能听懂就可以了。大型诗歌朗诵《老板颂《》

这个办法不错，然后背景有大屏幕放字幕，省得有人听不懂，效果杠杠的 ihstore.com

一本正经诗朗诵谁会记住。弄点喜剧效果乐呵乐呵

I Crossed Half of China to Sleep with You
Actually, sex is the same
on top or bottom. It’s just
the force of collision between two bodies,
the forcing open of a flower,
the flower-faked spring we confused
for life opening once more.
Everything is happening across China:
Volcanoes are erupting
Rivers drying
Political prisoners and refugees ignored
Deers and cranes held at gun point.
I had to brave through bullets to sleep with you
I had to press innumerable nights into one dawn to sleep withyou
Innumerable I’s running to one I to sleep with you
Of course sometimes the butterflies will lead me astray
Praise confused for spring
A Hengdian-like town for home
Yet these
are all the more reasons I must sleep with you

《卧春》—— 《我蠢》
暗梅幽闻花,—— 俺没有文化
卧枝伤恨底, ——我智商很低,
遥闻卧似水, ——要问我是谁,
易透达春绿. ——一头大蠢驴.
岸似绿, ——俺是驴,
岸似透绿, ——俺是头驴,
岸似透黛绿.——俺是头呆驴. iOS fly ~

草地上
开满了
鲜花
可牛群来到这里
看到的
只是饲料”

想多了 没人在乎你说的啥

没啥，我年会主持，下周一 iOS fly ~

回复17#noyes1920

主持人最能玩！

学范闲喝醉了上去