老外喜欢这种冷笑话么？

自己去查hijack是什么意思

hijack的含义是劫机....

[posted by wap]

因为ROSE说的被听成"劫机"

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

一只神奇的小狗

一天，男子带了条狗走进酒吧。大声地说：“ｍｌｇｂ的，我这只狗能说话，谁跟我打赌！管我酒钱就行了！”

酒吧招待大jiong3，说：“可以啊，如果你能做到的话。”

男子：周正龙说陕西有什么？
狗：虎
男子：08年股市你怎么看？
狗：慌
男子：你为什么不上tg水区？
狗：黄

酒吧招待怒槽满了把他们两个赶出了门。坐在大街上，狗看了看男子补充了一句：“还有，那里太骚了。”

翻的还不错了。。。。。

French Computers
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine-"la mansion."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "...What gender is computer?..."

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary.

So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

LZ的笑话不好笑啊

太尴尬了

[本帖最后由 bobykid 于 2008-11-26 17:12 编辑]

回敬的强啊~喷了~

[本帖最后由 KIREEK 于 2008-11-26 17:16 编辑]

我一直在想Ruth和Mantle是谁

美式橄榄球里面的？

应该是棒球，可参见实况区的介绍。。。。。。

还是搞不懂,是不是dog说话大喘气阿？

刚才把chicken的笑话读给室友听,我俩乐了

俩鸡那个啥意思？

喷,大家英语都太好了