LADY : Have you any shoes like these? SALESMAN: What size? Lady: Size five. Salesman: What colour? Lady: Black. Salesman: I’m sorry. We don't have it. Lady: But my sister bought this pair last month. Salesman: Did she buy them here? Lady: No, she bought them in the U.S. Salesman: We had some shoes like those a month ago, but we haven’t any now. Lady: Can you get a pair for me please? Salesman: I’m afraid that I can’t. They were in fashion last year and the year before last. But they’re not in fashion this year.
Salesman: These shoes are in fashion now. Lady: They look very uncomfortable. Salesman: They are very uncomfortable. But women always wear uncomfortable shoes!