【单位群发邮件系列】陶氏化工的,吃个大闸蟹都能群发邮件群喷,太给力的

  • 发骚专用马甲
    一封员工写的全英文的巨长邮件
    发给老板~并抄送给了众多同事



    我来概括一下关键字

    大闸蟹。。。短斤缺两。。。



    先发这封全英文的邮件



    Dear FCYRECR and my Dow friends in CC list,


    I’d like to share with you a story of my family, which happened after my trip back from the YangCheng Lake last Saturday.


    As per the trip agenda, at the end of the trip, colleagues who registered

    for YangCheng Lake can take 5 pairs of Crabs( female crab ~225g and

    male crab ~ 250g), which is clearly written in the trip agenda, public on

    intranet. So, I registered and confirmed the trip several weeks ago, and

    delighted to tell my parents that I would bring back 5 pairs of crabs after

    the trip, with each pair of female crab ~225g and male crab ~ 250g. My

    mother was pretty happy once heard the news, so a few days later, she

    nicely invited my sister and brother in law to come over for the crabs. Last

    Saturday when I was back home from the trip, my sister and brother in law

    had already arrived, and along with my parents waiting for me back home

    to cook the crab, to have a weekend family reunion dinner. As I had

    already knew that the crabs were smaller than what I told in my early

    promise, so I frankly told my family of it. Then there happened something

    unpleasant afterwards. My mother was quite disappointed on it, and my

    father also got a little upset on it. My sister and brother in law, as being

    guests, helped easing my parents, with no comment on it. That moment, I

    felt so embarrassed and guilty!!! I felt that I just cheated my parents in

    front of my family members, though I was innocent. But still, I couldn’t

    forgive myself of that at the moment! How could a son cheat his parents,

    and got his parents embarrassed in front of family members. I definitely

    couldn’t forgive myself of that. The dinner that night was long and silent

    for me… …

    I’ve been working for Dow for 4.5 years with proud, and my Dow

    friends also feel proud of being a member of Dow Family. We all LOVE our

    company, and dedicate ourselves to the company. Hereby, I’d like to take

    the chance to talk something about my parents as well. My parents are

    also proud of their son, me, being an employee of Dow Chemical. I can see

    their proud from their smiles when I get off work back home everyday, I

    can hear their proud from their conversation with the neighbors in my

    community, I can feel their proud from my heart deeply, as I am my

    parents’ son.


    Dow has company vision of being a respectful company in the world, and

    I’ve been taking every of my efforts on building up company’s credibility

    in all aspects, and I am so sure that all my Dow friends are proud of doing

    the same thing as me. I am now worrying that the unpleasant thing

    happened to my family members last Saturday might cause potential

    negative opinions or comments to my family, to my friends, or even to my

    community, however, I trust that the company will give me a acceptable

    reason to explain, which I can bring it back to my family.


    Thank you so much for your time on reading above, and your concerning on the matter in advance.

    Last but not least, for my Dow friends who have similar concerns with me, thank you for your supporting on me, I appreciate if you also can have your voice heard by the company.
  • r
    rjx0905
    真够蛋疼的,不过不知道他的boss看到这个email是哭还是笑?

  • 发骚专用马甲
    这封信的大致意思就是:

    陶氏组织了员工去阳澄湖~并且每人可以带5只4两半的母蟹和5只5两的公蟹回家
    于是该员工告诉了父母这个大好消息~举家欢庆
    父母邀请了该员工的姐姐和姐夫共同举行家庭宴会




    当天活动结束~该员工表示在回家前已经得知此坏消息
    就是。。。。。。。。。蟹没有达到事前告知的重量
    到家以后~告诉全家这个噩耗
    母亲很难过~父亲也唉声叹气
    该员工表示愧对父母非常不孝~姐姐和姐夫只好安慰大家


    男主倍感丢脸。遂发如上感言。后面写了一大串我是看也看不懂要表达啥,控诉公司没信用?


    该员工表示一直以在陶氏工作为骄傲
    并且是父母眼中的骄傲~社区的骄傲

    现在发生这样的事情简直让他抬不起头
    于是写了这封邮件~并号召其他有相同遭遇的同事和他一起抗议

    最后~这个蟹到底是小了多少呢

    据说只小了0.X两。。。。。。
  • 发骚专用马甲
    tg还是少一个如此言简意赅的表情啊

  • r
    rjx0905
    从此看出Dow里面的江湖水很深,而且这兄弟可能平时对公司的某些人怨气很大
  • 家明
    真的假的?
  • 发骚专用马甲
    My mother was quite disappointed on it, and my

    father also got a little upset on it
  • 信天飞鸿
    这次差不多是一对加起来才5两,周一就看到这封邮件了。。。唯一的感觉就是这人的英语表述还是很强的。
  • 卧草泥
    貌似醉翁之意不在酒啊
  • 信天飞鸿
    其实多方猜测。。。这哥们是不是找好下家,还想拿离职大礼包走人。。。。
  • z
    zjjly
    帮这公司进过不少旧机器,这公司的财务极其SB~
  • 信天飞鸿
    顶。。。。。。。。。。。。感同身受啊
  • 天竺
    我也是收到公司群发邮件了。不知道HR怎么回他啊
  • a
    aweiwei
    组织这活动的是行政部?办公室的?不知道看到这封邮件会是啥脸色……
  • 信天飞鸿
    Dow有几个人混TG的啊?
  • i
    iorilu
    肯定差得远吧, 所以说啥事不能说太满, 就说带5对蟹回来就完了, 还多少克, 难保证啊
    采购或安排旅游的黑钱了啊

    本帖最后由 iorilu 于 2010-12-2 10:49 通过手机版编辑
  • i
    iorilu
    这次差不多是一对加起来才5两,周一就看到这封邮件了。。。唯一的感觉就是这人的英语表述还是很强的。
    ====================
    那是差远了, 人家本来以为4两一个, 结果才2两, 差几个档次啊, 没面子了
  • k
    kagez
    however, I trust that the company will give me a acceptable reason to explain, which I can bring it back to my family.
    相当的彪悍嘛~
  • m
    matiechan
    握槽,太233了。这英文太他妈强大了。
  • c
    chenzhenmin
    国企都是国骂直接上的,倍儿有面子
  • D
    Darun
    我跟DOW还有4W块钱的帐没结
  • H
    HKE
    惊了...这桃市话工到底什么公司,这一楼楼看下来不是员工就是有过节的...
  • 易水寒风
    小老板年初跳的陶氏,据说过得挺逍遥啊。据说陶氏就是一美国国企?
  • 易水寒风
    二两螃蟹也就十五块钱
  • 猫眼
    陶氏有多少混TG的 同问
  • s
    sner
    dow的东西死贵。。。
  • 小肥羊
    那树脂可真是不便宜啊
  • g
    gggg9999
    +1 死贵死贵的